Use of this site constitues agreement to our terms of use.

What It Protects
This Terms of Use Agreement requires end users to accept all conditions imposed by the developer of the web site in order to gain authorized use of the website. It alerts end users that the website is protected by copyright and other intellectual property laws and treaties. The Agreement is non negotiable by the end user and subject to change at the whim of the website owner.

By using this site you agree that upon request by us, you will give us your firstborn child. If you have no suitable children we may, at our option select other tribute.